[00:00.00]The Real Slim Shady (Explicit) - Eminem
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[00:00.99]Lyrics by：Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster
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[00:01.98]Composed by：Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster
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[00:02.97]May I have your attention please
[00:06.07]大家注意了
[00:06.07]May I have your attention please
[00:08.80]大家注意了
[00:08.80]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:12.35]请艾米纳姆站起来
[00:12.35]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:16.96]我再说一遍 请艾米纳姆站起来
[00:16.96]We're gonna have a problem here
[00:18.19]我们就要陷入麻烦
[00:18.19]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.53]你们表现得像第一次见到白人说唱歌手一样
[00:20.53]Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.35]就像Pam一样惊掉下巴 就像Tommy一样破门而入
[00:23.35]And started whoopin' her a** worse than before
[00:25.05]然后比以前更疯狂地抽她的屁股
[00:25.05]They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture aww
[00:27.44]他们离婚了 Pam把家具扔得到处乱飞
[00:27.44]It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding
[00:30.10]卷土重来 等等 不可能 你在开玩笑吧
[00:30.10]He didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:32.42]他并没有这样说过 但我认为他会这样做
[00:32.42]And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots
[00:34.96]说 你们都是傻瓜
[00:34.96]Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement ha ha
[00:37.28]他已经被我彻底击败
[00:37.28]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.64]女权主义者都爱我
[00:38.64]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:41.07]因为他满口都是女人 我早已厌倦了他
[00:41.07]Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you know what
[00:43.57]瞧瞧他那一副猥琐的样子 你知道那是什么意思
[00:43.57]Flippin' the you know who yeah but he's so cute though
[00:46.15]我已经被惹怒 但他兴致盎然
[00:46.15]Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.42]我想我已经失去理智
[00:48.42]But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:50.64]但是比起你爸妈在卧室里发生的事 都是小巫见大巫
[00:50.64]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:53.09]有时候 我想在电视上说出我的心声
[00:53.09]But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.35]但我不能 弄死一头驼鹿对汤姆格林来说是很酷的事情
[00:55.35]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:57.46]你们都对我卑躬屈膝 心服口服
[00:57.46]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.79]如果我幸运的话 我猜我能得到一个吻
[00:59.79]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.97]以上就是我们传输给孩子们的东西
[01:01.97]And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:04.25]然后我们却指望他们对缠绵欢愉一无所知
[01:04.25]Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:06.23]但他们肯定会知道性爱是什么东西
[01:06.23]By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:07.51]因为当他们上四年级的时候
[01:07.51]They've got the Discovery Channel don't they
[01:09.12]就观看了探索频道
[01:09.12]We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:12.01]我们不过只是哺乳类动物罢了 不 有些人是食人族
[01:12.01]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.92]他们会把人像哈密瓜那样切开
[01:13.92]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.97]但如果我们可以与死去的动物纠缠不清
[01:15.97]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18.59]那让两个男人私奔也就没什么说头了
[01:18.59]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:20.68]如果你和我的想法一样 我有一个办法
[01:20.68]Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
[01:22.87]女孩们 挥舞你的内衣 一起合唱
[01:22.87]I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[01:24.87]我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神
[01:24.87]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:27.10]你们其他人只是在模仿我而已
[01:27.10]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:29.65]所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来
[01:29.65]Please stand up please stand up
[01:32.07]站起来 站起来
[01:32.07]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[01:33.99]因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神
[01:33.99]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:36.31]你们其他人只是在模仿我而已
[01:36.31]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:38.86]所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来
[01:38.86]Please stand up please stand up
[01:41.15]站起来 站起来
[01:41.15]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:43.43]威尔史密斯不会在他的唱片中爆粗口
[01:43.43]Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too
[01:45.84]我对他不屑一顾 去你的
[01:45.84]You think I give a damn about a Grammy
[01:47.54]你认为我会特别在乎格莱美奖
[01:47.54]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:50.24]你们一半以上的音乐评论家根本不在乎我
[01:50.24]But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
[01:52.43]但是如果你赢得胜利 那会怎样 会不会很奇怪
[01:52.43]Why so you guys could just lie to get me here
[01:54.72]那样你们就可以骗我到这里
[01:54.72]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[01:57.00]就可以把我安排坐在布兰妮旁边
[01:57.00]Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.34]那Christina Aguilera得跟我换座位
[01:59.34]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.64]这样我能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst中间
[02:01.64]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:03.93]然后听他们争论Christina更喜欢谁
[02:03.93]Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV
[02:06.23]你这小碧池 在MTV上把我撤下来透透气
[02:06.23]Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee hee
[02:08.55]他确实很可爱 不过他已经和Kim结婚了
[02:08.55]I should download her audio on MP3
[02:10.78]我应该把她的歌下到MP3上
[02:10.78]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
[02:13.25]然后秀给世界看 你如何与我缠绵
[02:13.25]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
[02:15.31]我已经很厌烦你们这帮小屁孩
[02:15.31]All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.08]整天惹我厌烦 所以 我要让你们一败涂地
[02:18.08]And there's a million of us just like me
[02:19.91]因为这世界上像我这样的人有千千万万
[02:19.91]Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me
[02:22.37]像我这样爆粗口 像我这样毫不在乎
[02:22.37]Who dress like me walk talk and act like me
[02:24.68]像我这样穿着肥大的衣服 像我这样举止怪异
[02:24.68]And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
[02:27.09]也许最强者就要诞生 但不会是我
[02:27.09]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[02:29.15]因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神
[02:29.15]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:31.40]你们其他人只是在模仿我而已
[02:31.40]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:33.93]所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来
[02:33.93]Please stand up please stand up
[02:36.31]站起来 站起来
[02:36.31]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[02:38.34]因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神
[02:38.34]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.47]你们其他人只是在模仿我而已
[02:40.47]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:43.09]所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来
[02:43.09]Please stand up please stand up
[02:45.33]站起来 站起来
[02:45.33]I'm like a head trip to listen to
[02:46.71]听我说唱是一种精神享受
[02:46.71]'Cause I'm only givin' you
[02:47.81]因为只有我会向你们献上
[02:47.81]Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
[02:50.45]一些你和你的朋友门在寝室里讲的笑话
[02:50.45]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
[02:52.97]唯一不同的是 我在你们面前有种说出来
[02:52.97]And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
[02:55.37]而且我不用掩饰
[02:55.37]I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.96]我只是在一个麦克风前 吐出真言
[02:56.96]And whether you like to admit it I just sh*t it
[02:59.00]不管你喜不喜欢 我都把它大声的唱出来
[02:59.00]Better than 90% of you rappers out can
[03:01.06]我比你们其他90%的说唱歌手都优秀
[03:01.06]Then you wonder how can
[03:02.11]这就是为什么
[03:02.11]Kids eat up these albums like Valiums
[03:03.97]这帮小孩买我的专辑就像**一样上瘾
[03:03.97]It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
[03:06.21]真滑稽 因为我已经30岁了
[03:06.21]I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
[03:08.40]而且我会是唯一一个在护士房里调情暧昧的人
[03:08.40]Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
[03:10.69]抚摸那些护士的丰臀 和Jergens一起欢愉
[03:10.69]And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
[03:13.00]我已经精疲力尽 任何激情药物都不起作用
[03:13.00]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
[03:15.21]其实超级巨星可能就隐藏在我们之中
[03:15.21]He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings
[03:17.83]他可能在汉堡王工作 在你的洋葱圈上吐痰
[03:17.83]Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a f**k
[03:20.74]或者在一个停车场里开着车转圈 尖叫着 我毫不在乎
[03:20.74]With his windows down and his system up
[03:22.45]然后摇下车窗
[03:22.45]So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:24.43]所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来
[03:24.43]And put one of those fingers on each hand up
[03:26.68]竖起中指
[03:26.68]And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:28.96]为自己的疯狂骄傲不已
[03:28.96]And one more time loud as you can how does it go
[03:31.46]用你最响的声音再来一次 你可以引领风潮
[03:31.46]I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[03:33.43]我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神
[03:33.43]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35.72]你们其他人只是在模仿我而已
[03:35.72]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:38.16]所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来
[03:38.16]Please stand up please stand up
[03:40.52]站起来 站起来
[03:40.52]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[03:42.59]因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神
[03:42.59]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:44.87]你们其他人只是在模仿我而已
[03:44.87]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:47.40]所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来
[03:47.40]Please stand up please stand up
[03:49.84]站起来 站起来
[03:49.84]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51.93]因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神
[03:51.93]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:54.12]你们其他人只是在模仿我而已
[03:54.12]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:56.55]所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来
[03:56.55]Please stand up please stand up
[03:58.95]站起来 站起来
[03:58.95]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[04:01.00]因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神
[04:01.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03.03]你们其他人只是在模仿我而已
[04:03.03]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[04:05.78]所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来
[04:05.78]Please stand up please stand up
[04:08.94]站起来 站起来
[04:08.94]Ha ha I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
[04:14.37]我想 艾米纳姆就在我们其中
[04:14.37]F**k it let's all stand up
[04:19.03]该死 让我们全都站起来