[00:00.00]Oh, my God, we should do another song!
[00:02.89]But we already said, "Bye-bye-bye"
[00:03.18]But it's Christmas!
[00:05.05]So you wanna write a song about Jesus Christ?
[00:07.13]Or Santa Clause?
[00:08.08]Or his wife?
[00:09.77]Who the hell is Santa's wife?
[00:11.55]She the baddest, she a savage
[00:14.26]She make the best cookies ever, she no average
[00:17.39]Think he schedules by himself, then you're mad, bitch
[00:20.26]Every kid got a gift, 'cause she planned shit
[00:23.44]Not the face of the campaign, but she's the brain
[00:26.37]Ain't no side dish, honey, 'cause she's the main
[00:29.60](So, she really has a seat at the table?)
[00:32.29]No, she ate (oh?)
[00:33.63]She left no crumbs on her plate!
[00:35.46]There's a saint at the North Pole and it isn't Saint Nick
[00:38.53]Her name is Gertrude and she's got a long (dick!)
[00:42.57]List, sh-she's got a long list
[00:44.21]She says, "Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas from the Pole
[00:47.74]I hope it fucking snows, don't eat the cookie dough"
[00:50.72]Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas from the Pole
[00:53.64]Let's start the fuckin' show, one, two, three, let's go
[00:58.03]She's no goody, she's a baddy
[00:59.29]Everybody knows her addy
[01:01.00]Not a mommy, call her daddy
[01:02.36](Sorry?) Daddy (sorry?) Daddy
[01:03.97]There's a saint at the Pole and it isn't Saint Nick
[01:06.95]No, her name is Gertrude and she's got a long (list!)
[01:10.93]Yeah, I was getting to that
[01:12.52]She says, "Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas from the Pole
[01:16.18]I hope it fuckin' snows, don't eat the cookie dough"
[01:19.20]Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas from the Pole
[01:22.12]Let's start the fuckin' show, one, two, three, let's go
[01:26.06]Christmas
[01:27.52]Tree
[01:29.01]Snowman
[01:30.53]Glee
[01:31.98]Reindeer
[01:33.52]Neigh
[01:34.97]Gertrude
[01:36.40]Sleigh
[01:38.22]One, two, three, let's hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe (no, no)
[01:40.15]Hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe (not like that, no)
[01:41.49]It kinda sounds a little like (like what?)
[01:43.22]Like never mind
[01:46.15]There's a saint at the North Pole and it isn't Saint Nick
[01:49.03]Her name is Gertrude and she's got a long (clit!)
[01:52.75]Are you fucking kidd-
[01:54.00]Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas from the Pole
[01:56.61]I hope it fucking snows, don't eat the cookie dough
[01:59.68]Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas from the Pole
[02:02.59]Let's start the fucking show, one, two, three, let's go