[00:00.35]Auntie Maggie's Remedy - George Formby
[00:01.64]Written by:Buchanan/Eddie Latta/George Formby
[00:08.02]Now there's all sorts of medicines that you can buy
[00:12.10]No matter what ailment you've got
[00:16.14]But I know a special one you ought to try
[00:19.98]You'll find it's the best of the lot
[00:23.32]It's my Auntie Maggies home made remedy
[00:27.37]It's guaranteed never to fail
[00:31.55]No that's the stuff that will do the trick
[00:35.29]It's sold at every chemist for one and a kick
[00:38.85]Now if you've got lumbago
[00:41.04]Rheumatics or gout
[00:42.65]Or a pain in your Robert E Lee
[00:46.47]Don't kick up a shindy
[00:48.46]You'll never get windy with Auntie Maggies remedy
[00:54.13]If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning
[00:57.81]You're bound to wake up I'll agree
[01:01.71]But I'll bet you by heaven you'll wake up at seven
[01:05.53]With my Auntie Maggies remedy
[01:09.64]Auntie Maggies home made remedy
[01:13.09]It's guaranteed never to fail
[01:17.23]No that's the stuff that will do the trick
[01:20.84]It's sold at every chemist for one and a kick
[01:24.59]In a young lady's bedroom I went by mistake
[01:28.39]My intentions were honest you see
[01:32.20]But she shouted with laughter haha I know what your after
[01:35.63]Oh my Auntie Maggies remedy
[02:10.53]Auntie Maggies home made remedy
[02:14.30]It's guaranteed never to fail
[02:18.06]No that's the stuff that will do the trick
[02:21.86]It's sold at every chemist for one and a kick
[02:25.65]Now I know a girl who was putting on weight
[02:29.06]In a spot where it just shouldn't be
[02:33.37]So I said to Nellie
[02:34.91]Now you rub your ankle with Auntie Maggies remedy
[02:39.36]You rub your ankle I'm Auntie Maggies remedy